Wednesday, 19 December 2007

Xbox VS Girlfriend

I dedicate this post to MJ, as a (very ****ing) late birthday post and to Hamish as an early birthday post.

Thanks to Delon, Kiro and Hamza for their input and suggestions.

Till next time in Waseem world


The Organ Harvester said...

hahahahaha nice one bro, but you forget. doesnt get PISSED off when you have your friends over, doesnt get sulky when you admire the boobs of a game character, and doesnt have daddy issues. (thanks barney)

M Junaid said...

classy - heres some of the top of my head

Xbox - doesnt mind if you play with more than one player ( in fact - it encourages four people playing with each other)

You dont have to lie to your xbox and say that it doesnt look fat with that faceplate

Your xbox doesnt go crazy for a week every month

xbox comes with a one year warranty - girlfriend comes with a ten second fuse

With an xbox - you can just get into the action - without wasting time with foreplay like title credits etc

Your xbox doesnt throw a fit when you leave it on pause for an hour

You dont have to act like you enjoy greys anatomy. your xbox will love you regardless

thanks for the belated birthday wishes - heres to an awesome year

The Organ Harvester said...

xbox doesnt fake it. xbox never has a headache, and never has to concentrate on climaxing.
xbox doesnt pretend to be deep and then threaten to kill your bunny rabbit. xbox doesnt get jealous when you compare it to other consoles, xbox doesnt look at the price tag. man, if i were a woman i'd hate me right now.

i'm turning chappelle and using the word bitch more often.

r said...

well that clears things up. Forget the girlfriend search, im gonna buy me a xbox!

The Organ Harvester said...

xbox doesnt make smarmy comments like she just graduated oprah brainwashing academy.

saaleha. bamjee. hyphen. said...

another class one. emailed the url to my fiance. seems like xbox-widow's my lot.

bb_aisha said...

Tough choice, but the girl wins:-)

mazozo said...

X Box all the way baby!Nice one Waseem. I havin beenon the blogs for ages nice to be back