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hahahahaha nice one bro, but you forget. doesnt get PISSED off when you have your friends over, doesnt get sulky when you admire the boobs of a game character, and doesnt have daddy issues. (thanks barney)
classy - heres some of the top of my headXbox - doesnt mind if you play with more than one player ( in fact - it encourages four people playing with each other)You dont have to lie to your xbox and say that it doesnt look fat with that faceplateYour xbox doesnt go crazy for a week every monthxbox comes with a one year warranty - girlfriend comes with a ten second fuseWith an xbox - you can just get into the action - without wasting time with foreplay like title credits etcYour xbox doesnt throw a fit when you leave it on pause for an hourYou dont have to act like you enjoy greys anatomy. your xbox will love you regardlessthanks for the belated birthday wishes - heres to an awesome year
xbox doesnt fake it. xbox never has a headache, and never has to concentrate on climaxing. xbox doesnt pretend to be deep and then threaten to kill your bunny rabbit. xbox doesnt get jealous when you compare it to other consoles, xbox doesnt look at the price tag. man, if i were a woman i'd hate me right now. i'm turning chappelle and using the word bitch more often.
well that clears things up. Forget the girlfriend search, im gonna buy me a xbox!
xbox doesnt make smarmy comments like she just graduated oprah brainwashing academy.
another class one. emailed the url to my fiance. seems like xbox-widow's my lot.
Tough choice, but the girl wins:-)
X Box all the way baby!Nice one Waseem. I havin beenon the blogs for ages nice to be back
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