You know that saying 'You are what you eat' (which means Im lots of pasta and fast food), well I also think 'You are what you search for'. If you delve in someone's search history, you can sometimes see what goes on in the deep recess of their minds. Well not mine, cos I dont save my search history, but if I did, maybe you could. I remember once at work I went to fix someone's internet connection, and he told me to help him clear his search history. His keywords were 'vagina', 'adult movies' and 'naked vagina'. He was clearly enjoying his work day.
Sitemeter, the hits counter I use, has this referrals option, that shows you where(which blog etc.) your visitors come from, which also means what they typed in Google to find your page. So I have been checking mine and couple of my friends (who have Sitemeter) and found some funny searchs.
Joe's - 'I need to pee'- I dont know why they typed this in Google, instead of actually going to the toilet, unless its like a medical problem. Good slogan for Joes blog - So funny, it solves bladder problems.
MJ's - 'Big nipples' - This could have been the same guy I used to work with. Im sure he was pretty disappointed at what he found. Not saying anything about MJs blog but I doubt he will find it comparable to 'Big nipples'.
Almost-News - 'robbie pop star sexual orientation'- Doesn't everyone know by now? I think I know someone who might have searched this.
And finally mine - 'y is wassem a gay wanker' - Obviously a different Waseem. Obviously someone is bitter about something this 'wassem' has done.
There is moral to this story if you look for it.
Till next time in Waseem world