Friday, 15 February 2008

Are you addicted to MXIT?

I was thinking about doing this quiz on Facebook, but they don't have one with a points structure (well that i know of, and one quiz app is enough). So, with the aid of Hamza, I'm creating the quiz here instead.

1. What is the first thing you do in the morning?
a) Log in to mxit to see who's on
b) Log in to check offlines
c) I sleep during the day and wake up at night
d) Brush my teeth

2. When you leave home, you make sure:
a) You got your spare battery
b) Your phone is fully charged
c) That the sun has gone down
d) You got your hanky

3. At the movies you are:
a) Glowing
b) Telling all your contacts brb and setting status to away and mood to excited
c) Admiring the girl sitting next to you's neck
d) MOVIES!!! Do you know how many germs are on one arm rest?

4. At a Khatham (religious gathering) you:
hide your phone under a Yaseen and pretend to read
b) are looking for prospective contacts
dodge the rosewater and avoid Niaz
d) bring your own spoon, and watching out for Kalas walking past, going to wash their hands.

5. What are your plans tonight?
a) On Mxit, trolling chatrooms
b) Meeting some friends to go look for some contacts
c) Feeding on the lifeblood of an innocent
d) Washing my hair

6. What do you do when you meet someone you are attracted to?
a) Ask for a/s/l
b) Ask for contact
c) Bite his/her neck
d) Spray him/her with Febreeze

7. What do you dread most?
a) DCing
b) Contact turning out to be fat/ugly/both
c) Sunlight (not the soap)
d) Sunlight (the soap, it damages your skin)

8. What is most important to you in your life?
a) Mxit
b) Cellphone
c) Blood of innocents
d) Washing your hands after you eat
e) Your Ma

Mostly As - You are what we like to term f**king addicted. Your world revolves around Mxit. Give the people a chance to leave you offlines before you check for them.

Mostly Bs - You live your life through Mxit and see it as a way to develop your social life. Thats just sad man.

Mostly Cs - Good news is that you aren't addicted to Mxit, bad news is you are addicted to blood. You are a vampire, you should stay away from garlic, crosses and stuff. Stay away from Mxit too, cos you've already proven you have an addictive personality.

Mostly Ds - You are too busy keeping clean to be on Mxit, you probably have your cellphone in one of those plastic sleeve things. Seriously though, some of the best things in life involve you getting dirty.

Mostly Es - There were other questions you know, but thats so sweet man *pinches cheek*

Till next time in Waseem world


M Junaid said...

i got the vampire ones mostly!
but its ok i guess bevause i love to bite

Zahera said...

I still dont get this MXIT thingy- is it like online msn? It seems that on MXIT, people talk to randoms they dont know? Or have i just misunderstood the whole thing?

Waseem said...

Zahera - its similar to msn except that its on cellphones which increases popularity and portability. The actual fact most people talk to randoms they don't know, or frequent chatrooms. Personally I have very few people I haven't met in reality.

Thats your SA culture lesson for this week, come back next week :D

Zahera said...

Yeh i know its on your mobile phone but then how do you talk to randoms, unless you choose to? So in other words it just a chat room? lol. Yeh yehh sure you know most of them ;-) looll
And you Saffas long in at like 3am in the morning for this?!!? *rubs eyes* madness.

Whats the topic next week? :-D

Waseem said...

Bunny chow :), but thats a particular delicacy you have to come to Durban to enjoy :P

ZK said...

mmmm urrr none of your answers were applicable to me :P
lol but i think the closest would be me as a neat freak which as you know i'm not so come now make some better answers :P
o and sadly i never did chat rooms so everyone on my mxit i know and those i dnt i delete whohas time for a guy who wants to be your friend but doesnt tel you how they got your number...i mean weres the trust in that?

Zahera said...

loooollllll woohoo.. i dont have a clue what this Bunny chow thing is either :-P an explanation woudl help. Durban huh.. is heard.. interesting things about it :-P hehehe.. actually i have a friend from Uni who is originally from Durban but theyve been here a few years now.

Ive heard you have the best beaches.

The Organ Harvester said...

fucking MXIT addicts. the kind of people that probably enjoy a good cuddle. waseem you addict you.

r said...

this was HYSTERICAL!