Saturday, 19 April 2008

Ella Ella eh eh eh

Adapted from Rihanna's Umbrella

He used to be president

Now he is just a resident
Was with Graca in the magazine
Talking about his third wedding
He is probably in the dark
Because of load shedding
But Eskom doesn't make him wail
Because he used to be in jail
Because ...

We used to have apartheid
And he was a leader of the MK
Stuck on an island for 27 years
where he had to face his fears
Now that we have democracy
And we are a people that are free
We have to thank Nelson Mandela
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Nelson Mandela
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Nelson Mandela
(Ella ella eh eh eh)

This was supposed to be a parody
But its not really funny
Cos you can't really make fun of Nelson Mandela
So many great things he has done
and he is such a great fella
Because...

We used to have apartheid
And he was a leader of the MK
Stuck on an island for 27 years
where he had to face his fears
Now that we have democracy
And we are a people that are free
We have to thank Nelson Mandela
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Nelson Mandela
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Nelson Mandela
(Ella ella eh eh eh)

Till next time in Waseem World

Wednesday, 9 April 2008

What if ...

What if Samuel L. Jackson did the Cremora commercial:
(Sam. L. rummages through refrigerator)
Sam. L (yells): There is no muthafuckin' Cremora in the muthafuckin' fridge.
Background Lady: Nigga, it not inside, it on top.
Sam. L: Bitch, why you be moving my Cremora?

What if Kim Jong Il played William Wallace (Braveheart):
Kim J: Evely man dies, not evely man rives.

Kim J: They may take our rand, but they will never take our FLEEDOM!!

What if women ruled the world:
USA:
Ooh, I hate that China. She went and signed a treaty with North Korea behind my back. She knows North Korea didn't return my perfume and North Korea likes my man Japan. I'm gonna tell all my home girls to boycott China.
China (Calls US): What's the plobrem gir, whats up with the boycotting?
USA: Oh you know what you did, don't play all dumb with me.
China: Bling it on bitch!

What if countries were South Park Characters:
Sudan: Oh my god! They denied Kenya humanitarian aid. Those bastards!

USA:
Screw you Iraq, I'm going home.

Iraq:
I dont have weapons of mass destruction, I'm just big-boned

What if Taxi Driver was shot in Chatsworth:
Travisan Bicklesamy:
Ekse you chuning with me? El bra you know who you chuning with? You must be chuning with me, cos I'm aceball here. Hold me back, hold me back.

Personnel Officer: Wanna work uptown nights? Unit 9? Shallcross?
Travisan Bicklesamy: I'll work anytime, anywhere, ekse.
Personnel Officer: Will you work on Christmas?
Travisan Bicklesamy: Anytime, anywhere ekse, I'm porridge.

What if real life was a Bollywood movie:
Boy: I like you
Girl: I hate you
*Sing song*
Boy: I love you
Girl: I love you too

Boy: The girl I love, loves someone else
*Rain falls to mask tears*
Girl: It's ok, he died in some tragic accident, let's get together
*Sings song*
Boy: I love you
Girl: I love you too


Till next time in Waseem world

Friday, 4 April 2008

Now time is ... running out

Why did I start blogging? That was the question I asked myself when I decided to write a post on my bloggerversary. The moment for the bloggerversary post has passed though. The actual date for my first post was 22nd March 2007. I can't really remember the real reason for me starting blogging, but I am so glad I did. The people I have met through my blog alone makes my blog worth its hit rate in gold.

Anyway I was having this conversation with Hamza, about how I wish I could go back in time and tell Past Waseem to stop getting to know a certain person. The problem with that is the repercussions (assuming it was possible). Like what if I never started blogging and never discovered my inner adrenaline junkie?

So the question is if you could go back in time,bearing in mind the possible repercussions, would you? I think I would. I would go back to before I went to tech, and tell myself to go to university and to do a cooler course, maybe marketing or something to do with writing or maybe even psychology.

Nooj said IT is a stepping stone. The problem is the next step would be a leap of faith I'm not brave enough to take yet.

Till next time in Waseem world.