I was honestly surprised at the number and quality of the entries. I would like to firstly thank everyone who participated. We got about 10 entries and most of them were really funny, but one entry, at the real death of the competition, clinched the award of Purple Prose Pro.
That entry was ...
His eyes were automatically drawn towards her, like a blood covered man lying on the road after a car crash. His palms felt sweaty, his heart raced-the only other time he had felt this way was when his flatulence needed to be stifled. He opened his mouth to say Hi, but had forgotten about the Paan he had bit into an hour ago.
Honorable mentions to Parasputin and Mak(Muhammad) for their entries.
The winning entrant was previously thought to be Anonymous but has now identified herself as Morena.
Till next time in Waseem world.