This is a wedding invitation we received recently. I am still awestruck by its stupidity. The names and details have been changed to protect the dumb, but the rest of it is word for word.
John: Mary, lets fulfill the Sunnat of our Rasoolalah (SAW) and get married.
Mary: Alhamdo- Lilah - Allah has bestowed his blessing upon us. When will this auspicious day be?
John: On Friday, 9th January 2009 at the Piet Retief Hall.
Mary: What time will the Nikah take place?
John: After Asr, 17h45 at the Piet Retief Mosque.
Mary: What time will I meet my guests at the hall?
John: At 17h00.
Mary: What about supper?
John: Supper will be served at 18h30.
Mary: Jazakallah, may Allah bless us on this precious day.
John: Insha Allah Ameen.
Till next time in Waseem world.