Friday, 21 August 2009

Ramadan E-Cards 2

Ramadan Mubarak everyone. Here on ever-great-Waseem we celebrate the eve of Ramadan, the laziest way possible. i.e. E-cards. I'm not sure if you guys remember last year Saaleha had the awesomest Ecard post which was probably vastly plagiarized like her Survivor Ramadan post of this year. I also had an effort which wasn't as funny but I tried my best. So this year I decided to do a few more, to get the festivities of Ramadan going. Btw how many As are there in Ramadan, I thought there were 4 (Ramadaan) but who am I to argue with Firefox spellcheck.




Till next time in Waseem world.

Wednesday, 12 August 2009

When Facebook Is Down

Twitter went down last week. I know! Mothereffers*! So while everyone was running around in crisis mode, not knowing who to share their 140 character ideas with, I decided to get to the bottom of it. I googled "Is Twitter down?" and i got a few links, one of which was site which tells you if twitter is down. Another of the links was a funny little site that gave you some ideas what to do while twitter is down, or what happens when twitter goes down etc. Eg. When Twitter is down, make up your own Twitter with household chemicals., When Twitter is down, I don't know who I am anymore.Each time you click, it gives you another message. So I copied one of the messages and went to paste it in my FB status but FB was being a b... uncooperative. So I wonder what if Facebook went down, how would people react. There should be a WhenFBisDown site, so I decided to make a few of my own messages and then try to create a widget, and put it up on my blog. Hopefully no-one steals my idea.

Here are few of my own, that I can think of at the moment. If you can think of any, add them on comments, and I will send you the widget also! Free of charge! (Not like I was planning to charge for it anyway.)
  • When FB is down, noone cares what you are doing.
  • When FB is down, there are no uploaded mothereffing baby pics.
  • When FB is down, noone "likes" everything you say.
  • When FB is down, the girl you have been stalking, goes on with her life.
  • When FB is down, go whine to someone who cares.
  • When FB is down, you realise you have no real friends.
  • When FB is down, let's conveniently forget this is a free service that doesn't care about our inconvenience.
  • When FB is down, your company is saving millions on bandwidth.
  • When FB is down, you can never remember anyone's birthday.
  • When FB is down, you have no inclination to wish anyone for their birthday.
  • When FB is down, you consider finally trying out that Twitter thing.


I'll think of more and add them, if and when. Like I said earlier, if you think of any, please add them on as a comment, and I'll add it to my proposed widget.

* - I am euphemising my swearing to prepare for Ramadaan

Till next time in Waseem world.

Monday, 3 August 2009

My Life According to Chevelle

Got this from Nafisa, it's one of those cool tags you enjoy doing. I chose Chevelle from Korn and Disturbed cos it was alot tougher and Chevelle are my favorite band.

Using only songs from ONE ARTIST, cleverly answer these questions. Pass it on to whoever you like. You can’t use the artist I used. Try not to repeat a song title. It’s a lot harder than you think! Repost as “My Life According to (ARTIST NAME)”.

Pick Your Artist: Chevelle

Are you male or female?
Humanoid

Describe yourself:
Another Know It All

How do you feel?
One Lonely Visitor

Describe where you currently live:
Family System

If you could go anywhere, where would you go?
Blank Earth

Your favourite form of transportation:
Black Boys on Mopeds

Your best friend is:
Saturdays

Your favourite colour is:
The Red

What is the weather like?
Emotional Drought

Favourite time of day:
Midnight to Midnight

If your life was a T.V. show, what would it be called?
Straight Jacket Fashion

What is life to you?
Tug-O-War

Your relationships:
Well Enough Alone

Your fear:
Forfeit

What is the best advice you have to give?
Prove To You

If you could change your name, you would change it to:
Skeptic

Thought for the day:
Wonder What's Next

How I would like to die:
To Return

My soul’s present condition:
It's no good

My Motto:
Send the Pain Below

I tag whoever wants to do this, it's much harder than it looks.

Till next time in Waseem world.