Here are few of my own, that I can think of at the moment. If you can think of any, add them on comments, and I will send you the widget also! Free of charge! (Not like I was planning to charge for it anyway.)
- When FB is down, noone cares what you are doing.
- When FB is down, there are no uploaded mothereffing baby pics.
- When FB is down, noone "likes" everything you say.
- When FB is down, the girl you have been stalking, goes on with her life.
- When FB is down, go whine to someone who cares.
- When FB is down, you realise you have no real friends.
- When FB is down, let's conveniently forget this is a free service that doesn't care about our inconvenience.
- When FB is down, your company is saving millions on bandwidth.
- When FB is down, you can never remember anyone's birthday.
- When FB is down, you have no inclination to wish anyone for their birthday.
- When FB is down, you consider finally trying out that Twitter thing.
I'll think of more and add them, if and when. Like I said earlier, if you think of any, please add them on as a comment, and I'll add it to my proposed widget.
* - I am euphemising my swearing to prepare for Ramadaan
Till next time in Waseem world.