Tuesday, 26 January 2010

What if Romeo and Juliet were Mxiters

I was going to include the bits of the play I transcribe also, to give it context as well as the fact I don't remember the lines from the play except something about light yonder window breaks but that would take too long, if anyone wants to read the play you can click here.

Side Note: I forgot how tiresome Shakespeare can be, besides Hamlet, Hamlet rocked.

Romeo: Sup mwah

Juliet: nm lol mwah

Romeo: Sup mwah, I got ur pic, u look hot lol

Juliet: Yay me lol

Romeo: Lol say something else

Juliet: Romeo, Romeo, r u there?

Romeo: Sorry, dc lol

Juliet: lol ok, I like ur pic too mwah, and u sweet but ur name is doff lol (She actually says Romeo, doff thy name)

Romeo: lol ok my bras call me Ro, u can call me that, but call me on my cell, cos I dont have airtime lol

Juliet: lol ok, btw where did u get my number?

Romeo: lol, one two contacts ;)

Juliet: No for real how u got my number, r u Romeo from Asoka?

Romeo: Maybe ;) Why what's ur waar now? I thought u smaaked me.

Juliet: If my brus found out about they will work you lol

Romeo: El, im not skrik for noone, i vy gym and got one two bras who drive taxis

Juliet: lol dont worry i wont tell them.

Romeo: Shoo, but waar I wasnt skrik, mwah

Juliet: So for waar you smaak me? Say oath!

Romeo: Sathima I smaak you

Juliet: no dont say sathima, I dont believe in all that. Say oath!

Romeo: Ok oath! can we cyber now? lol

Juliet: lol no! I have to vy now ;)(She actually says something about breasts but I'm trying to keep this relatively clean)

Romeo: el, u just vying like that (Romeo actually says O, wilt thou leave me so unsatisfied?)

Juliet: Lol, what u want? I only cyber guys if i marry them. Will u marry me?

Romeo dcs


Ok there's more to it but it was getting a bit much, I hope it is a bit funny, I haven't done a parody in a while, I'm a bit rusty.

Till next time in Waseem world.

Tuesday, 19 January 2010

Sometimes reality is funnier than fiction

Click the image if you can't see the writing under the number clearly.
It says 'Make sure your next erection is in safe hands'

I saw this van on the way home from dropping my father off at dialysis this morning. I'm not sure if this is intentional or not. It's funny either way.

Till next time in Waseem world

Monday, 11 January 2010

Motivational Posters

Motivational posters have over the past couple years dominated theInternet and drained the brain cells of many a casual link presser. Nowadays they've changed man, they used to be about the motivation. Now they are not much but a pic caption thing. In true ironic Waseem world style, (cos if Waseem world had a style it would be ironic) I have a motivational poster that is not motivational, so a pic caption thing, I just made about 5 mins ago after I saw this pic Hamza linked to me and I said I'm surprised there isn't a motivational poster.

So here is my first ever pic caption thing, and I will call it a motivational poster no longer.

Till next time in Waseem world.

Monday, 4 January 2010

2009, a year better forgotten

I haven't blogged much lately. I seem to have lost the desire to write, even though I have ideas of stuff to write. This meme/tag stuff is much easier to do cos you have questions to answer as opposed to composing an entire post with all the punctuation and structure that entails. Sure I could write some haphazard halfassed post I'm not proud of, but I feel, especially when it comes to writing, when you do something, do it right. This is a tag/meme thing I got of Nafisa's blog that I found pretty interesting.

1. What did you do in 2009 that you’d never done before?
Went for a rock concert. Yes I know I'm lame for taking so long to go for one, but for some reason every other time I planned to go for one things didnt work out

2. Did you keep your new years’ resolutions, and will you make more for next year?
I don't remember if I had any, I don't normally do that kinda stuff. I think it's better not to set resolutions and deadlines on yourself to accomplish goals. I'm a procrastinator though, so I wouldn't take my advice.

3. How will you be spending New Year’s Eve?
This is past tense. I went to the souk for a bit, which was as lousy as usual. Then we dropped my cousin off somewhere and went home and played Modern Warfare 2. I'm trying to get over this New Year's hype, but that's a discussion for another day.

4. Did anyone close to you die?
Michael Jackson. Just kidding, no, not really.

5. What countries did you visit?
0, hopefully I will eventually visit some

6. What would you like to have in 2010 that you lacked in 2009?
Commitment to doing the stuff that I have to do

7. What date from 2009 will remain etched upon your memory, and why?
No date really stands out, I can't seem to remember anything important happening

8. What was your biggest achievement of the year?
Getting a new job and getting away from my last job cos it was really sucky for me. I enjoy this job much more. I'm not sure if that is an achievement, I can't think of anything else unless I can put down Xbox360 achievements.

9. What was your biggest failure?
Procrastinating on the things I needed to do. Failing to wake up sooner.

10. Did you suffer illness or injury?
Nope, just flu a couple of times.

11. What was the best thing you bought?
A pillowcase with Keane lyrics on it as a gift for a friend.

12. Where did most of your money go?
Groceries and stuff I think, I don't keep record of this stuff.

13. What song will always remind you of 2009?
Muse - Uprising.

14. What do you wish you’d done more of?
Stuff that I needed to do.

15. What do you wish you’d done less of?
Self chastising

16. What was your favourite TV program?
South Park

17. Do you hate anyone now that you didn’t hate this time last year?
Hate is too severe, there as some people that I dislike more than I did before, but not hate. I think hate requires effort, apathy is so much easier and less messy.

18. What was the best book you read?
Terry Pratchett - Monstrous Regiment. It came out a while back but I only read it this year.

19. What was your greatest musical discovery?
The best new artist I heard this year was Doves.

20. What was your favourite film of this year?
I really liked Up

21. What did you do on your birthday?
I went to work and had supper at Spur with friends.

22. What kept you sane?

23. Who did you miss?
I missed my youth, if that is a sufficient answer to this question. Not that I'm haggardly old now.

24. Who was the best new person you met?
The guys I work with are ok, nothing to write home about. I did get to know a few people alot better over last year (over chatting mostly)

25. Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2009:
Weddings can be very expensive.

That sums up most of last year, it wasn't particularly spectacular. It was a pretty lousy year for me personally. That was largely my fault though, because your life is what you make of it, if you're having a swak day/week/month/year, it's up to you to change it instead of sitting around and moping about it. I guess we can add that on to valuable life lesson also.

Till next time in Waseem world