I was going to include the bits of the play I transcribe also, to give it context as well as the fact I don't remember the lines from the play except something about light yonder window breaks but that would take too long, if anyone wants to read the play you can click here.
Side Note: I forgot how tiresome Shakespeare can be, besides Hamlet, Hamlet rocked.
Romeo: Sup mwah
Juliet: nm lol mwah
Romeo: Sup mwah, I got ur pic, u look hot lol
Juliet: Yay me lol
Romeo: Lol say something else
Juliet: Romeo, Romeo, r u there?
Romeo: Sorry, dc lol
Juliet: lol ok, I like ur pic too mwah, and u sweet but ur name is doff lol (She actually says Romeo, doff thy name)
Romeo: lol ok my bras call me Ro, u can call me that, but call me on my cell, cos I dont have airtime lol
Juliet: lol ok, btw where did u get my number?
Romeo: lol, one two contacts ;)
Juliet: No for real how u got my number, r u Romeo from Asoka?
Romeo: Maybe ;) Why what's ur waar now? I thought u smaaked me.
Juliet: If my brus found out about they will work you lol
Romeo: El, im not skrik for noone, i vy gym and got one two bras who drive taxis
Juliet: lol dont worry i wont tell them.
Romeo: Shoo, but waar I wasnt skrik, mwah
Juliet: So for waar you smaak me? Say oath!
Romeo: Sathima I smaak you
Juliet: no dont say sathima, I dont believe in all that. Say oath!
Romeo: Ok oath! can we cyber now? lol
Juliet: lol no! I have to vy now ;)(She actually says something about breasts but I'm trying to keep this relatively clean)
Romeo: el, u just vying like that (Romeo actually says O, wilt thou leave me so unsatisfied?)
Juliet: Lol, what u want? I only cyber guys if i marry them. Will u marry me?
Ok there's more to it but it was getting a bit much, I hope it is a bit funny, I haven't done a parody in a while, I'm a bit rusty.
Till next time in Waseem world.