Tuesday, 27 July 2010

It’s Hard For Me To Ask for Maaf

I dedicate this post to Saaleha and MJ for their hilarious statuses on Maaf

It’s Hard For Me To Ask for Maaf
Everybody needs a little sawaab today
I've heard her say
one sms after another

Even though we barely speak today oooh
we need forgiveness from each other

SMS me now
It's hard for me to ask for maaf (except on big night)
I just want you to say
And after all that we've been through
I will sms back to you
I forgive you, maybe

And after all that’s been said and done
What I’ve done to you, I don’t really know

ooooh bup bup bup bup

Can’t remember but I sent it anyway
Not even what day
or what I did say
Wouldn't want big night to go away awaaaaaaaay
without forwarding an sms to all the people I know

SMS me now
It's hard for me to ask for maaf (except on big night)
I just want you to know
SMS me now
I really want to ask you for maaf (cos it’s big night)
What I’ve done I don’t even know

And after all that we've been through
I just want you to know
I forgive you (cos it’s big night)

And after all that's been said and done
What you’ve done to me, I don’t really know

I’m outta airtime.
Adapted from Hard to say I’m sorry by Az-Yet

Till next time in Waseem world.

Thursday, 1 July 2010

Cause I Got ...

To the tune of Afroman’s Cause I Got High. The first two aren't very timeous.

Benni McCarthy
I was going to be part of the Bafana squad, but then I got fat
I was going to win the golden boot, but then I got fat
Now I’m watching the World Cup from my sofa, and I know why
Cause I got fat
Cause I got fat
Cause I got fat

Robert Green
I was going to be England’s No1, but then I slipped up
I was going to keep clean sheets, but then I slipped up
Now they’re playing Old Father Time instead of me and I know why
Cause I slipped up
Cause I slipped up
Cause I slipped up

Sani Keita
We were going to beat Greece, but I got sent off
We were going to finish runners-up, but I got sent off
Now they disbanded the national team and I know why
Cause I got sent off
Cause I got sent off
Cause I got sent off

Frank Lampard
We were going to win the World Cup, but the ref was blind
I scored a goal and it was disallowed, cos the ref was blind
Now we’re back in London, and we know why
Cause England were crap
Cause England were crap
Cause England were crap

Till next time in Waseem world.